Who has the toughest job at the Solheim Cup?

Saturday, August 22, 2009

SUGAR GROVE, Ill. – Toughest job here at the Solheim Cup? It might belong to the man at the entrance who has to repeat every minute or so the list of items that spectators are prohibited from bringing in.

It is a long, long list. Many of the items are understandable – cell phones, coolers, backpacks. But when he gets to “iPods and chairs with arms,” it is laughable.

No iPods? Man, you’ve eliminated the under-30 crowd. And just what do they have against chairs with arms?